-The silly hour-


Why do people call midnight the 'witching hour'? I notice it is almost 1pm and no one can think of a way of putting it in a different way other than 'one o'clock' so I've decided to name it first: one pm is now to be known as the 'silly hour'.

It seems puerile humour is the order of the day for me to combat the madness surrounding my ever-imminent-but-not-quite-there-yet departure:

A man and his giraffe walk into a bar.
"Two pints of lager" says the man. Two pints are poured, which the man and his giraffe proceed to drink.
Several drinks, and many hours later, the completely bladdered man and his giraffe get up to leave. With an almighty crash the giraffe falls to the floor. Without much notice the man continues to make for the door.
"Hey, you cant leave that lyin' there" calls the barman.
"But..." replies the man, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

A mushroom walks into a bar.
"Sorry, but we don't serve your kind," says the barman as it orders a drink.
"Why not?"asks the mushroom, "I'm a fun-ghi".

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Oh, I could go on...!

The bear and rabbit