Random excerpt from 'The Firm'

Me: "I am so unmotivated today. I have been in a state of na-da-dom since I got back from lunch."
D.: "Are you in that time of the month?"
Me: "I beg your pardon? Do you really want to know the answer?"
D.: "No. But you look like it could be."
Me: "Whaddya mean, I look like it? Are you saying I look bloated?"
D.: "No, not bloated. But you know, girls when they are in that time of the month, well, they have moral issues."
Me: "What? What moral issues? How can this be a moral issue? What do you mean, morally?"
D.: "Sorry, I meant emotional issues. You know, you should try to look less miserable when you walk by my office."
Me: "Hmph." (Stalk off)