I say potato, you say potato II
ONE
After having enjoyed sisterhood and female bonding and the like during The Vagina Monologues, JS, JC and I went to have a couple of drinks in Lan Kwai Fong.
Me:
JC, you're from New York?
JC: Yes.
Me: Say 'ant'.
JC: Ant.
Me: Say 'aunt'.
JC: Ant.
Me: Ha ha ha .... boink (fall off bar stool).
JC: JS, help me.
JS: I'm Canadian, man. I'm neutral.
JC: No you're not, you're North American.
Me: You're part of the Commonwealth, damnit!
JS: OK. I'm from British Columbia. I say 'aunt'.
TWO
A couple of days ago I commented on something Estella had written in her blog.
Me: Who's Randy McNall?
Estella: Rand McNally is a brand of maps. Randy McNall is a plumber in Santa Fe.
THREE
M. and I were talking on the phone.
M.: We're going out for a fellowship adding.
Me: What's a fellowship adding?
M.: No. Adding. Adding.
Me: What's an adding?!
M.: No. Ow-ting. Owting. Adding.
