I'm pimping out my little sister
Wanted: Good job for kid sister.
Candidate description: Woman in her mid-twenties residing in London. Degrees in pharmacology and business studies. Interned in Korean banks and securities houses. Intelligent, hardworking, ready and able to deal with anything.
(Unofficial description: Good teeth. Nice figure. British accent.)
Tinkers, tailors, soldiers or sailors need not apply. Tips leading to jobs will be rewarded with photo.