3.01.2004

I'm pimping out my little sister


Wanted: Good job for kid sister.
Candidate description: Woman in her mid-twenties residing in London. Degrees in pharmacology and business studies. Interned in Korean banks and securities houses. Intelligent, hardworking, ready and able to deal with anything.

(Unofficial description: Good teeth. Nice figure. British accent.)

Tinkers, tailors, soldiers or sailors need not apply. Tips leading to jobs will be rewarded with photo.

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