The decadent seduction by a chocolate-covered kiwi piece of a young lady

Chocolate-covered kiwi piece (CCKP): "Hellooo, gorgeous."
Does a twist of a pirouette inside its box. Its smooth, chocolatey backside shines in the halogen light of the office as it does so.
J-A: "Uh. Hello."
Weak-kneed, she starts moving away from the box, but CCKP immediately recognises the sign of repressed desire.
CCKP: "I've had my eye on you for days now."
J-A: "Have you?"
Her voice is almost a squeak.
CCKP: "Yes. And you know, I can recognise that glimmer in your eyes. I can tell that you want me."
CCKP does a little shimmy towards the edge of the box. J-A throws up her hands over her eyes.
J-A: "You can't say that. I haven't been near your box."
CCKP: "What nonsense. I saw you peering over on Monday. You want me. You do. I know you do. Even now, I bet your tongue is getting all wet in anticipation."
Her hands are now covering her ears.
J-A: "No, that's not true. And I don't know what you are talking about."
CCKP: "Come on now, there's no reason to be shy. I want you, too. I want to touch your tongue and smear myself over your lips."
CCKP sits on top of the box, waiting. J-A is silent for a while. When she speaks, her voice is low and trembling.
J-A: "For heaven's sake, this is the office. What if someone sees us?"
Her hands are down, but she is clenching her fists, as if to stop her hands from wandering away to touch CCKP's...chocolate.
CCKP: "But you're already fantasising about my inner kiwi. I know you are - I can see in your eyes. Your lips are burning with desire. Your mouth is watering. And you can smell me."
CCKP is now dangerously close to her face, moving purposefully towards her parted lips. Its voice is now a fierce whisper.
CCKP: "I want you to bite me."
She gasps.
CCKP: "That's right. Bite me."
J-A moves to do so, then suddenly shakes her head violently.
J-A: "No, I can't! I have to lose the weight I gained from Phuket! No!"
She turns away and breaks into a run towards her office. The door slams. CCKP sighs, draws back into the box and lies down.
CCKP: "Oh well. Until the next loo break."

THE END.