Frivolous post to celebrate the mercury finally hitting 29 degrees celsius

I saw Giorgio Armani with a five or six other Italians this morning inside Armani House as I walked into work. He was standing in front of a big poster - which had a young bloke pouting and flexing his muscles - while talking rapidly in Italian (big giveaway number one), wearing sunglasses (even though it was indoors - big giveaway number two) and a long-sleeved black t-shirt (who wears long sleeves in this weather? And in black? Big giveaway number three). He was a lot smaller than I had thought he would be. I suppressed the urge to jump in front of him to say, "Hi, Mr. Armani! Wow, your surname really is Armani, huh? Where are your clothes from - Giorgio Armani? Ha ha ha...". Instead, I walked past him slowly, with a grin on my face. Now that is self-control for you.

M. was so tired he fell asleep on me while I was telling him about my celebrity sighting over the phone. So he didn't really get to share my excitement. Never mind, at least I know what I saw.


You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


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