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Scientists have confirmed the following formula:

ω ≤ {(δ + λ) ε } / γ


Where

0 <ω < ∞ and ω = hangover

0 < γ < ∞ and γ = gin and tonic

δ = 30 {jab, cross, left hook, right hook, left upper cut, right upper cut}

λ = 30 { right lower kick, left lower kick, right push kick, left push kick }

ε = B + G

B= blueberry crush + raspberry crush

G= guava juice + grape juice + strawberry juice

Have a good weekend everyone.