Save Our Souls

I was going to write about my day at the dragon boat races but I came into the office and a huge paper monster attacked me and made me draft restructuring agreements and pot-bellied people chased after me every hour to check that I was mincing away at the paper and sending me emails to ask if I was doing the work and I got trapped in an IT blackhole and my computer crashed and then the document refused to do comparites in Deltaview and I had to email my documents to the IT guy everytime I wanted to do a comparite and my email could not open something larger than 1MB and the phone kept ringing and people called me to ask about figures of recovery rates and diagrams that I hadn't drawn and things I hadn't calculated and the litigation department decided to have a nervous breakdown at the thought of it being 4.30pm in six minutes and the Court closing without us filing the documents and having to explain it next week to the judge who is noted for having a bad temper and counsel asked us what we were doing and why we couldn't work out the basis for some of the calculations when we should have done so ages ago and I agreed with him and then my life force ebbed away. So no story today.