WARNING: J-A is no longer human

Gorgon J-A will return to her human form after finishing a stew of screwed up plans to move to New York (the plans themselves are fine, it's just that she keeps screwing them up), stupid documents that have Chinese in them, crappy finance structures that fall apart if you poke it with a pencil, dumb immigration issues, and (should they come her way) innocent people. At the moment she is busy tying cobras and rattlesnakes into her hair and reciting passages from Iliad - particularly the gruesome ones about spears going through the roof of one's mouth, tearing out the tongue.

Asking if it is her time of the month is not a recommended course of action. Visitors are advised to leave their offerings of freshly slaughtered incompetent supervisors in front of her cave.