Battle of the sexes

I found a t-shirt in Guam by David and Goliath.
"Boys are stupid. Run them over," I said, quoting from the t-shirt, to my unsuspecting male dining companion.
"Girls can't drive. So just you try," he responded.

Ah well. I bought socks that speak the irrefutable truth: 'Boys are smelly'.

11:23 PM |