Notice

We regretfully inform you of Miss J-A's capture by the armed infantry of the Land of Snot and Phlegm at around 11pm Saturday, 7th August, 2004. It is not known when she will be returned. Negotiations over the weekend have been unsuccessful, despite the deployment of Lemsip and Panadol. We can confirm she is alive as she has texted some people and received some phone calls, but we have not been able to find any trace of her whereabouts despite having found a tattered copy of 'The Talented Mister Ripley' in her bathroom.

In the meantime, this ghostwriter invites you to [ab]use the comments section to this post to your heart's content - this is the time to use the puking smiley, folks! - and hope that the Lemsip and Panadol brigade bring her back next week.