Tomorrow I'll be a better person

It is late at night at J-A's non-palatial residence. J-A has watched CSI, CSI Miami, some random Japanese film and is now turning cross-eyed. G. Gecko has been rummaging through J-A's kitchen in the meantime.

J-A: Hmm. I think I'd better do the dishes before turning in for the night.
G. Gecko: Hmm. Wonder what it'll feel like to go into J-A's sink?

G. Gecko proceeds to go into sink. J-A opens door to kitchen and flips on light. G. Gecko freezes on the spot.

J-A: Rubber gloves or no? Ah, better put them on. What is that funny eye-lookalike thingy doing in the sink? Do soup pans have eyes?

G. Gecko and J-A make eye contact. J-A screams.

J-A: AAAARGGGHHHH!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SINK?
G. Gecko: All right, all right, I'm making my hasty exit...
J-A: Yes, GO. OUT OF MY KITCHEN. NOW.

G. Gecko skitters off making tiny pitter pattering sounds across the sink.

J-A: (Yells to the back of the fridge where G. Gecko went off) And don't come back into the sink later, OK? I'll be watching! Why don't you stick to walls in the future?

G. Gecko does not respond. J-A puts on gloves and turns on water to wash dishes.

J-A: Are you going through my clothes?

G. Gecko does not respond. J-A is rinsing out a pan.

J-A: Do you ever defecate on my stuff? Because that's not cool!

G. Gecko does not respond. J-A is rinsing out a plate.

J-A: I know about your Van der Waals force and your feet. Do you ever hang upside down on my bedroom ceiling? Do you ever crawl over me at night? Because that's really not cool!

G. Gecko does not respond. J-A is rinsing out cutlery.

J-A: Do you even actually eat bugs? That's the only reason why I'm not exterminating you from my place, do you know that?

G. Gecko does not respond. J-A turns off water and takes off gloves.

J-A: You'd better not get into my bedroom tonight.

J-A turns off the light in the kitchen and walks out. G. Gecko creeps out from behind the fridge.

G. Gecko: Rats. I was trying to take a bath in that pan.


You're in touch with the world, and you have a very
strong opinion on things like politics and war.
Even if you do end up changing your image in
the future, most of us will still like you.

What band from the 80s are you?
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