Happy April Fool's Day

As an April Fool's Day special, I decided to reveal my true self to my readers through chillingly graphic pictures.

This is what I looked like only 24 hours before; a curly-haired, happy-go-lucky kid:



This is what I now look like, after a cheap haircut on Mulberry Street; a displaced extra from a Hong Kong police film:



Clearly it is the last time I will spend less on my hair (that's right, from now on it will be Vidal Sassoon all the way). Sadly, M. saw no difference until I pointed out to him that my hair was no longer curly.