Sun Tzu's Art of War

He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared

Weapons: 20 pairs of dry socks (woollen and cotton, coloured and patterned).

Launch site of attack: Sofa.

Target codename: M.

Target position: Sitting on west side of sofa, watching Monday night football, apparently unarmed.

Reconnaissance strategy: Folding up clothes (potential weapons of the target) on east side of sofa.

Report on Operation Thunder Socks: Successful. Target was unaware of potential attack when the tagline "Oh, I think it's raining socks" was deployed at 2230. After throwing socks at target, went into defensive mode. I was hit by a few (5?) back but overall objective achieved as target was unable to watch television for fear of flying weapons. Recommend hoarding socks and use of protective blanket for future attacks.